Overheard in BT – 4

“Your assignment is so short!” “It’s not short if I make it 100 point font!”


“The entire organic chem class, I was wondering whether she was wearing white face paint or really pale foundation.”

“I’m so hungry!” “Oh yeah, I saved part of my cookie for you, but then I ate it.”


“I have the popularity of a local ballerina.”


“Don’t bring your wagon into town, I’ll buy everything.”


“Why are you buying cattle if you don’t want cattle? aRE THESE METAPHORICAL CATTLE?!?”


“I’m medium yellow.”

“I’m thinking of making my mom quit her job so that I don’t have to attend my early decision school.”

Author: Jenett Cheng

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