Overheard in BT – 4

“Your assignment is so short!” “It’s not short if I make it 100 point font!”

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“The entire organic chem class, I was wondering whether she was wearing white face paint or really pale foundation.”

“I’m so hungry!” “Oh yeah, I saved part of my cookie for you, but then I ate it.”

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“I have the popularity of a local ballerina.”

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“Don’t bring your wagon into town, I’ll buy everything.”

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“Why are you buying cattle if you don’t want cattle? aRE THESE METAPHORICAL CATTLE?!?”

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“I’m medium yellow.”

“I’m thinking of making my mom quit her job so that I don’t have to attend my early decision school.”


Author: Jenett Cheng

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